My Whole Expanse I Cannot See…

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May 13

Stop the noise!

I have decided that web sites with embedded audio should be stricken from the internets! They’re not cool, they’re not fun, they’re fucking annoying.  They’re especially bad if your computer is connected to 5.1 surround sound. Thanks to Fandango.com I don’t think my cat will be frequenting my room for some time. Apparently, she doesn’t like pop-up ads to scream at her at dawn, not that I don’t share her sentiment.

At the very least, the coders who invented embedded audio should burn in a car fire, or just have a really really bad headache for several days.

9 comments

9 Comments so far

  1. grace May 13th, 2008 10:58 pm

    hahah i wholeheartedly agree 🙂

    i just saw your episode of this american life, and i think you’re fantastic. we share tastes in a lot of stuff, actually, from what i can see. read the onion, tattoos are rad, cats are cool too. but i do hate chuck palanuck. haha sorrrreeeee. i’m a big Charles Bukowski fan myself. you would like him i think? i would hate to assume stuff like that because i dont even know you but Bukowski is really nihilistic and doesnt pull any punches when it comes to revealing the nitty-gritty side of life. which is resemblant of chuck palanuck, i think.

    woooooo i get carried away talking about books.
    HAVE A FABULOUS DAY!
    -Grace 🙂

  2. grace May 13th, 2008 11:57 pm

    oooooh my god i just found out that your cat is named Daisy.
    guess what.

    my cat is named Daisy too!

  3. michael May 14th, 2008 12:10 am

    Ha! I bet your Daisy isn’t named after a Palahniuk character… I’m definitely going to check out Bukowski, I need something new to read.

  4. RW May 14th, 2008 12:30 am

    My favorite Bukowski poem is called: shit and piss

    I’ve got an mp3 of him reading it. Good stuff.

    Here’s two more onion favorites:

    http://tinyurl.com/477gfn
    http://tinyurl.com/2cdsdv

  5. Mandy May 14th, 2008 8:36 am

    I hate those sites as well.

  6. michael May 14th, 2008 8:42 am

    RW, nice articles, the one with Jimmy Carter ruled!

  7. Sam May 14th, 2008 1:16 pm

    Word, word, word. That goes double if you’re at work, and triple if you work in a library. Good grief, internet!

  8. Jon-@-tron May 17th, 2008 2:35 pm

    Wow bro, yea i dig that idea something fierce. especially since i really need to up the 512 in my Intel imac, a.k.a when im on itunes and the embedded whatnot comes up, well, you already said it. ah a car fire? haha how about make them all use windows vista, without ever getting a service pack haha. oh i thats so much worse…haha.
    be well man, im gonna be reading this way more.
    rock.

  9. alyssa August 25th, 2008 9:55 pm

    ugh, embedded audio is horrible. horrible! especially in the night when everything is really quiet anyway.

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