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May 21

2008 Nightmare Ticket

Category: Opinions

In a shocking display of political solidarity, the Onion is reporting that Senators Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and John McCain have broken party lines to form a single triple presidential ticket dubbed by observers as the “2008 Nightmare Ticket.” While many already fear that the trio will only plunge our nation deeper into despair and hopelessness, I, for one, welcome the triple-threat of “ClinbamaCain” and cannot wait to see where their contradictory policies take us.

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  1. RW May 21st, 2008 4:27 pm

    Also…Bush will be director of defence and Cheney director of homeland “security”

  2. Nathan Herman May 22nd, 2008 2:10 am

    Nixon’s Ghost will act as head of PR

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