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Aug 2

Sundays with Darth Vader… and the Zombie Girl… and… the Rancor!

Category: Life

Many don’t know this about me, but on the first Sunday of every month I have a champagne brunch with Darth Vader, Zombie Girl, and the Rancor. The food is always excellent, the champagne always flowing, and the conversation, well, it varies. Honestly, the Rancor can be kind of a pill, He just started, like, showing up, and we don’t know how to ask him to not show up. I mean, he’s the Rancor. Still, I can’t say we haven’t grown fond of him over these many years.

6 comments

6 Comments so far

  1. josh August 3rd, 2015 1:02 am

    Haha, so great!!

  2. Ed Pohl August 3rd, 2015 11:43 am

    Michael, I love this post. Your caption under the Darth Vadar photo is hysterical! Hope you had a great time there — it must have been a blast.

  3. Ed Pohl August 3rd, 2015 11:43 am

    Spelling: fond, not food.

  4. michael August 3rd, 2015 4:08 pm

    Ed: I see no such error.

  5. Ed Pohl August 4th, 2015 11:06 am

    Michael, I don’t see it either, now that it’s been corrected. Are you trying to mess with me? Would you rather I not point out such errors when I see them? Note that I posted the edit separately, so you could delete it after you fixed your entry.

  6. Jay August 13th, 2015 8:49 am

    Dude if I were you I’d start flirting a little here and there with Zombie Girl. She’s gonna grow into something special! Just sayin. I can see her blossoming into a late 90’s Rose McGowan type chick. Once she starts cleaning herself up a bit after meals, maybe runs a toothbrush across her fingernails and what not. What’s the hurt in a little “comment” on your part from time to time across the dinner table? Mess with her young mind a little…what’s left of it. Rancor certainly isn’t gonna catch on, and Vader hasn’t been naked in millenniums!

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