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Aug 9

My lawyer

Category: Life

So, I’ve taken on the services of a lawyer. I could pretend to say that I’ve hired a lawyer to handle financial and estate planning, naming medical surrogates, various practical things. However, really, I’m mostly just really looking forward to coldly saying the phrase, “you’ll be hearing from my lawyer…” I also imagine I’ll get to go around killing people, my lawyer being there to dispose of the bodies and what-not. I’ll also consider getting into starting a sex farm for sex hookers.

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  1. redandjonny August 9th, 2008 7:54 pm

    You should call him Dr. Gonzo… get him to rent you a red Cadillac… Drive it full speed through the desert while high on ether and mescaline.
    I know its been done before.. but it still sounds like fun.

  2. Celeste Nelson August 12th, 2008 11:24 am

    I thought I was in charge of body disposal – are you replacing me with a cheap suit and an offshore degree?

  3. michael August 12th, 2008 11:31 am

    I thought you CREATED the bodies…

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