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Archive for February 11th, 2012

Not working out

February 11th, 2012 | Category: Life

So, I hired this tabby cat to write my blog, and it’s only been two days, but I feel like it’s not working out. His posts are really less interesting than I expected, and his prose are flat and unimaginative. I think he’s perfectly capable of writing, say, a user manual for growing sea monkeys, but our personal and creative differences have only served to build an unexpectedly hostile work environment. Therefore, I’ve decided that we should cut ties personally and professionally effective immediately.

I wonder if a turtle would be a better fit?

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