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Drag Me to Hell

June 10th, 2009 | Category: Opinions

It’s probably a little late for this, but I saw Drag Me to Hell, Sam Raimi’s return to horror. It’s the tale of a woman who makes the mistake of turning down an elderly gypsy woman’s request for a mortgage extension. The gypsy woman does not take this well, she curses poor banker lady, damning her soul to Hell.

Watching the movie, I felt like I had been dragged to Hell, except Hell was really boring, and not particularly scary. It’s a movie of cheap startles, the gypsy woman jumps out a lot, there are creepy loud noises, but that’s about it. Drag Me to Hell’s story is absolutely tedious, and poorly acted. I hope that when I die and go to real Hell it’s more interesting.

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