Epitaph
If I die before the zombies come, I’m going to be buried. My grave will be marked with a headstone, and on that headstone will be my epitaph…
He died like he lived, lying down.
Or maybe…
Epitaph by Michael Phillips
I hope I died in a really interesting way, something I would have enjoyed writing.
Or even…
If you see him again, shoot him in the head. He’ll go down permanently if you shoot him in the head. Then, you’ve got to burn him.
What do you see on your epitaph?
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